Christian Schneider

The new book on the White House’s shelves takes a lot of liberties.

Oh, the unsoiled bliss of the context-free mind! One yearns for the ability to process information only as it enters…

It's the iconic image of the pandemic.

The following is a transcript of a press conference given by the coronavirus earlier this week.

Everyone knows that a drama is often most compelling when it has an identifiable villain. But in real…

When the coronavirus enters the human body, it uses microscopic spikes to attach itself to mucous cell membranes…

Nope. Not gonna happen, McFly.

In the 1940s, Graham Greene entered a contest to write the best Graham Greene parody. He finished third. None of…

Every generation wants to believe it’s special.

Butchering the English language to own the libs.