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Articles by Christian Schneider
May 6, 2020 5:37 am
The Novel Coronavirus Praises The Plan to Reopen America
The following is a transcript of a press conference given by the coronavirus earlier this week.
April 22, 2020 5:18 am
Remember Who The Enemy Is
Everyone knows that a drama is often most compelling when it has an identifiable villain. But in real…
March 26, 2020 5:27 am
Trump Identifies the Real Victim of the COVID-19 Epidemic: Himself
When the coronavirus enters the human body, it uses microscopic spikes to attach itself to mucous cell membranes…
February 27, 2020 5:07 am
#NeverBernie Is Never Happening
Nope. Not gonna happen, McFly.
February 17, 2020 5:39 am
We Already Know What Trump Will Do Next
In the 1940s, Graham Greene entered a contest to write the best Graham Greene parody. He finished third. None of…
December 31, 2019 5:26 am
In Defense of Karens
Every generation wants to believe it’s special.
December 20, 2019 5:02 am
Team MAGA’s War on Literacy
Butchering the English language to own the libs.
November 18, 2019 5:16 am
Trump Is Even Wrong About “Witch Hunts”
Right now, Donald Trump lovers saddled with the burden of too much expendable income may head to his official campaign…
November 7, 2019 5:34 am
Republicans Need a “Witch Hunt.” Even If They Have to Manufacture One.
After 18 boxes of evidence supporting the Starr report were delivered to Congress in early September 1998, both Republican and…
October 25, 2019 5:38 am
Struggling with Demographic Changes, a Midwest School District Loses Control
Eliminating discipline doesn't eliminate consequences.