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I mean since this case was the "weakest" and he most likely wont see jail time. Now that he is convicted wouldnt a pardon completely cuck Trump? (just noodling this out). Like Biden goes out and is all like "I worry about his health. The idea that Trump wont be able to shit on his golden toilet for a day just seems like it would be too much for him to bear. So for the good of the country and to stop his incessant whining I President Joseph R Biden will pardon cry baby Trump. No thanks is necessary, your ability to continue to play golf is thanks enough"

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t**** would still spin it as "they had to pardon me because they knew this sham trial was a witch hunt". Plus, president can't pardon state crimes, right?

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you're right. i meant this as more tongue in cheek. but yes i should have put NY Gov. not Biden

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