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Will this at least lead to less boat parades?

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In the coming Mad Max hellscape that will be America under Trump, there will far fewer boats, for lack of water in a global warming-based planet-wide drought, and lack of gas to power boats because Hesgeth, anticipating that Trump would want him to, has bombed both Iraq and Iran, incapacitating their oil fields and spiking gas prices. So, very few boat parades. But there will be zombies! Created by access to defunct laboratories and their various infected animals.

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