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"It’s in the ball room with Colonel Mango and the classified documents."

Chef's kiss

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Colonel Mango! 🤣. That’s a keeper.

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There are a few other possibilities as to why TFG has not spent anything in support of the GOP this election cycle:

He is so bloody cheap when it comes to spending his own money on anything that might not pay off his "investment." As the saying goes - he can pinch a penny until Washington cries. Of course he spends lavishly to uphold his image - which doesn't count since he probably plans to stiff his vendors and supporters as per his usual MO. Also, as usual, we saw when he was Acting POTUS, he has no problems throwing other people's money around - especially the bigly bucks that the federal gov't had available for his use, including trying to impress despots like Kim, Putin and Xi so he can join their club.

He is waiting until early October and then drops a bundle for ads and rallies on behalf of Republican candidates. Certainly not on all of the candidates but for those who he can use later on - then let's talk donations. This scenario is highly improbable because that would entail his thinking about anyone else but his lordship himself (except maybe Ivanka and those thoughts likely can't be discussed among polite society).

Third, and most likely IMO, he actually believes that his endorsement of a candidate is worth much more than a monetary contribution, that his coattails alone can take them over the finish line, whether or not he is directly on the ballot. As for the rest of the Republican candidates... well... what have they done for him today? It is sink or swim for them, and very likely sink due to the added weight (pun intended) he puts on them. One of the main problems he burdens them with is to just maintain enough of a separation that the Mango Menace's Deplorables don't notice it and at the same time to show enough of a distance between them and him that everyone else *will* notice it.

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Colonel Mango in the ballroom with the classified documents was all I needed to make my day. Thank you! Just… Brilliant.

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Colonel Mango in the ballroom with the classified documents was all I needed to make my day. Thank you! Just… Brilliant.

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Why do they even bring up Hunter Biden? Is he getting a big salary for being a White House advisor like Trump's kids and son in law. Did Biden's son get patents from China after a conversation between his father and the Chinese premier two days after being office?

He had a stupid lap top with supposedly secret info even though his Father wasn't President. That was broken and left with a blind computer repairman in Jersey. Then apparently Hunte Biden forgot he had a broken lap top with secret info and just left it at the shop. The blind repairman by some miracle was able to read the secret documents and realized their value and gave them to the Republicans. Does anyone really believe that?

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"Does anyone really believe that?" Unfortunately, yes. Including a whole lot of people on various sites that I browse that I once believed had some sense. Turns out they don't.

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You have be completely unable to reason.

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What's so insane about today's climate is that many of those people used to be reasonable, thinking human beings until Trump showed up and unleashed the crazy.

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Mitch could have ended him in a matter of days after 1/6/21. Does anybody think he'll ever admit his mistake?

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Thank you for the link to Buttigeig’s post. It was beyond excellent. He really should be president!!!

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This may be off topic, but I'm trying to figure out the legal status of President Biden spending hundreds of billions of dollars on student loan forgiveness without any action by Congress. Isn't this Congress's responsibility? Could we get some expert commentary on this?

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Nancy Pelosi has stated that the president has no authority to forgive student loans without Congressional action. But I doubt we will see her take action to preserve Congress's prerogative here.

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So much for one party being the party of republican (as in democratic republic) virtue.

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"It’s in the ball room with Colonel Mango and the classified documents."

That right there is worth the price of admission to the Bulwark.

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Tim, how the hell are you going to overtake Slenderman with the slithering face on the best seller list if you don't visit the east coast?????

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Are you sure Slenderman isn’t buying all those copies of his own book? Can’t imagine Real People are interested in buying / reading it.

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Great read Tim! It's always refreshing when you take the reins.

On the missing money - really, who didn't see that coming? You get a Medicare fraudster and a real estate/president fraudster together - what could possibly go wrong?

Beautifully written account of of Mayor Pete's and Chasten's intro into parenthood. What fighters all of them are. I really hope he runs for president. His kids are beautiful. ❤

As for boobert and her galaxy-brain remarks, lesbian dance theory sounds like good fun! She shouldn't knock it until she's tried it.

What a stupid, little juvenile delinquent she is.

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And there isn't one R candidate who isn't screaming at the top of his/her lungs at the RNC, etc.? They deserve to be stolen from!

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I hear you Eve, lol!

I can't believe people think republicans are better at handling the economy.

They can't even keep up with their own money.

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Some degree of panic (justifiably) in every Morning Shots, and especially loving the spreadhead variety in today's Tim Miller edition.

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To M. Trosino: Applause!!! While there is little hope of reform from the ball-less Normals Perhaps JVL will mend his ways and stop referring to R normals. JVL are yah listenen?

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Thanks for the correction.

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Tim, your tRUMP adjectives and descriptions are too much. Still laughing. While always missing Charlie if he's away, thank goodness we have you!

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