
On Friday, I was on The Bulwark pod with Charlie and we were discussing how to commemorate the latest image in our long, slow-rolling, not-yet-fully-satisfying vindication: the mug shot.
So this weekend we threw up a few options on The Bulwark Store for yāall to peruse.
Check āem out.
Now, let me give you a little live, on-the-ground reporting from the bayou. I went so you didnāt have to.
LafayetteāOn Friday Republican activists decked out in Letās Geaux Brandon attire filed into a sleepy conference center connected to the CAJUNDOME as two projector screens aired Right Side Broadcasting Newsā archival footage of a Donald Trump rally from back in the good olā days. Back when their cup ranneth over with the tears of triggered libs and all was right in their world. Back before their man was indicted, weighed, photographed, arraigned and forced to surrender to the custody of Fulton County Courthouse on orders of District Attorney Fani Wills.
This was the annual gathering of the Louisiana GOP, titled āVictory 23: Itās Bigger Than All Of Usā though the vibes were less than victorious. It was just one day after the mugshot seen āround the world, but there were no signs that the legal troubles of their standard bearer weighed on their consciences. The congregants who made the trek to Lafayette for the sparsely attended confab had a lot of complaintsābut none of them were directed at the man setting their beloved party on fire.
They were unhappy about the direction of the state, their sitting Democratic governor, and their traitorous Republican senator. But most of all they were enraged at how the Department of Justice is treating their rightful president, Donald J. Trump.
This stated bitterness was offset by another overriding theme of the day: their hope, their faith, and their desire to fight for the āsoul of the nation.ā to borrow a phrase. Speakers prayed for Louisiana. They prayed for humility. They prayed for rain.
But mostly they prayed for resurrection.
As the brass notes of āFight for LSUā faded, the Leadership Instituteās Heather Sellers took the stage to scattered applause. She had come straight from the debate in Milwaukee and said to the crowd that while she knows who she thinks won the debate, she wanted to know āwhat yāall think.ā
Thereās a short pause as the crowd determined their role in this impromptu call and response. I leaned forward in my chair excited to hear what names get shouted out. Vivek? Nikki? Dee-sanctus?
A lone voice yelled TRUMP.
And then a rolling chorus echoed TRUMP. TRUMP. TRUMP.
Sellers responded, āIād have to agree.ā
[Note for anyone in future generations uncovering this political time capsule for an AI-assisted college essay: Trump did not attend the debate in question.]
And that pretty much captured the mood of the assemblage. During the afternoon I did not encounter a single item of clothing or flair representing a 2024 candidate other than Trump. There was JUSTICE FOR TRUMP gear, and MAGA hats, and Try That In A Small Town teesābut no sign of merch from any of the other presidential aspirants. It was as if there isnāt even a presidential primary happening. I suppose thatās because,in this room, there really wasnāt.
I moseyed up to a few early-20s staffers who were working the event, curious to see if maybe they had an alternative view from the blue-haired attendees and approved speakers.
āJust curious, who are you guys supporting in the primary,ā I asked
The first guy replied, āwell we are a Trump party.ā The others nodded. āBut if it wasnāt him I like Vivek.ā This was the basic sentiment from every person under the age of 30 that I talked to. (One young woman was also impressed with Nikki Haley.)
But it was the caveat at the start of his answer that was the most telling. The matter-of-fact, unquestioned, quasi-religious acknowledgment of Trump. Whether directed or not, intentional or not, the people who work at the state Republican Party of Louisiana still identify themselves at some level as being on the Trump team.
And despite all the former presidentās legal troubles, thatās not irrational. The latest GOP primary poll in Louisiana has Trump ahead by an Assad-like 65 points.
In the hallway next to the concession stand I bumped into the dayās keynote speaker, former Texas Rep. Louie Gohmert, a man who once acknowledged that people perceived him to be the ādumbest member of Congress.ā
I asked Gohmert if he was still on the Trump Train for 2024. He was. I tried to make a practical case for why sticking with Trump might not make sense. (Arenāt you worried about all the time in court during the campaign, I asked. Might the party benefit from someone without the baggage? Hasnāt he failed a lot already? Etc.)
Gohmert was unbowed. He said that the Department of Justice is so corrupt that they would target anyone Republicans put up.
When I pointed out that Mike Pence, Bill Barr, and other top Trump officials had not been indicted or investigated, Gohmert said that was because they are doing the Biden administrationās bidding. Struggling to unbind myself from that logic puzzle, I wished him well and proceeded to get my $4.25 bottle of Aquafina. (#Bidenflation!)
You can imagine my surprise a few hours later when Gohmert talked about our exchange as part of his speech.
Gohmertās speech was wild.
He began by relaying a message from former President Trump, who he claimed to have just spoken to recently. He took out notes from this conversation as if to refresh his memory: āMr. Trump loves being in Louisiana,ā he said. And āThis is one of his favorite places in the world to come.ā (Not as high of praise as it seems given that Trump doesnāt seem to ever leave his two golf clubs).
Gohmert then recalled how Trump had vented about Senator Bill Cassidy: āI was begged for an endorsement by Bill Cassidy and I gave him the endorsement,ā he said. āNext thing I know he wants me to be impeached and he is telling me to drop out of the race. Seems like he outta be the one dropping out of the race.ā
This was by far the most raucous applause line of the entire day
Then Gohmert riffed on our encounter.
āI was asked by a very polite person just out here moments ago, did I think Trump outta drop out?ā The crowd booed.
It took me a second to recognize this conversation as mine since usually Republican politicians donāt find me so polite! But then Gohmert went on to repeat much of what he told me:
I was asked by a very polite person out here moments ago, ya know, didnāt I think Trump should drop out . . . Let me say, be for whomever you wish but let me make sure you understand whatās really happening. . . .It will not matter who the Republican nominee for president is, the DOJ is gonna make sure that theyāve got baggage. Even if they make it up. They are going to create court requirements for whomever our nominee is. So if your one prerequisite is we need a Republican nominee without any baggage, who doesn't have to go to court thatās not gonna happen and you need to wake up and be aware of it. Theyāre gonna come after whoever the nominee is.
Got that, Republicans? You are chained to your Orange God King, the only president in history to have been indicted, because our Department of Justice is so corrupt that they would indict any Republican! They just havenāt gotten to any other Republican running. (Yet!)
In 2016, Trump forced the party to abandon the posture that character and religious conviction mattered in leaders, since he so obviously had neither. Now his demands include rejecting the idea that the American system of government works at all. That the rule of law exists. Or that individual choices matter.
And at this gathering, a party once committed to the Constitution, the rule-of-law, and moral principles lapped it up.
For the Louisiana GOP, it donāt matter whoās in the White House, Donald Trump is still the king.
I tried to make the case to MAGA friends recently that the DOJ is staffed by Republican and Democrat appointees. I said that my experience working with feds (DOD, DOJ, DOE -- in a technical field, but I worked with administrative and policy people) has been that the people working there are focused on doing their jobs well and honorably. They -- like thousands of judges, cops, attorneys, jurors, and others--are able to set aside personal politics and are concerned only with the job at hand. In fact, it is generally bad form to discuss politics. Those who cannot set aside personal politics are typically found out and treated appropriately.
Needless to say, this was utterly inconceivable to the Trumpy folks. Itās another example of their projection. Since *they* cannot view anything except through the lens of grievance and victimhood, nobody can. Their entire worldview DEPENDS on being victims and targeted by the deep state and other nefarious groups. Their entire position falls apart if they acknowledge the truth.
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